Sisters in Ueshimism, please join me in an impromptu observance.
O High Papa, KiraKira Mother, and Cuddly Savior!
Though you are in Japan and we are scattered to the far reaches of the world, we hear your divine words, see your divine steps, and remember our humble place. You are the bringers of mighty ghei, creators and deliverers of all things kirakira. We ask today that you continue to bless us with such beautiful music, and that new members will enter our fold, but wisely. Let them hear the message and be moved to enter your realm with grace, dignity, and more than a quick look at Wikipedia. Grant us all the patience to deal with those who are not truly enlightened, so that they too may learn and grow in your ways, or GTFO. Lead us not into the temptation of wankiness, but deliver us from those who speak against us, for your cheese is holy cheese, and your ghei is immovable. Please watch over the younger generation, as our musicals move toward potential Nationals myus. Let them be, and let them be steeped in holy awesomeness. When the time comes, move us to set aside all shipping differences and generational cast prejudice in favor of receiving your beautiful work, for your way is the true ghei musical way, and we can be moved to follow no other.
(In other words: I love you guys. <3 Ueshimism is still alive, no matter what, right? <3)