O Ueshima who thou art in heaven, forgive me Father for have I sinned most greviously!
You give us such love and light, you bestow upon us the Grace of your divine wisdom, you give us dancing boys and gay scripted moments on stage, and you have brought together the two men whom I care the most about than anything else in this world. But I have wronged you my Lord, I who am the Mother and the patron of lube and the devout child of the Holy Saint Tsuchiya, my thoughts betray me and I have sinned!
Today you gave us a gift most divine, a blessing from Your hand in heaven, yet I have taken Your kindness and squandered it on doubts and thoughts most unpure. It is not St. Tsuchiya's gay confession I question, but the motives behind it, and whether his feelings are shared by the beautiful St. Nagayama. I have entertained thoughts most wicked, visions most unhappy, of a sad and broken man who lives a lonely life in love with his best friend and knowing that his feelings are not returned. Where you have given us light and love, I see the foreshadowing of darkness, I see a man not annoucing his sexuality but announcing his desires and feelings knowing full well that they are not reciprociated in kind.
I am horribly grieved by these thoughts and I beg your forgiveness my Lord! Help me, show me the guiding way back from this land of doubt and sadness, show me the Light of your unwavering love and Grace, where I might embrace that which I have been blessed without these thoughts that plague me so.
In the name of the Son Yanagi, the Father Ueshima, and the Holy KiraKira, Amen.
|In the dark recesses of |backstage of a Tenimyu performances the Church of Ueshima, the Mother Superior of the Holy Order of Moriyama Eiji realized something was missing... and then, while deep in fangirl prayer, she realized exactly what it was that was lacking in their oh so holy church. So she emptied out a broom closet worked and built something wonderful...
The Tenimyu Confessional
Right, so I'm sure you all know what Confession is. Pretty much, if you think you did something that Ueshima, the mother Kime, or your saint needs to know to purify your oh so holy fangirl heart, post an anonymous comment here. It MUST MUST MUST be anonymous, because
posting your name takes the fun out of it nobody needs to know your unfangirl thoughts.
Forgive me Saint Naoya, for I have sinned against Your Holy Order. Due to a Weakness of the Body (
and of the mind) I forwent the daily 'Running of the 10K' due to upper arm soreness from the weight training regiment.
I also compared Your Heavenly Self to a mere mortal "nice guy" the other day.
For penance, I shall take two Dixie cupfuls of Inui Jiru, say 10 "Hail Kime"s, review the chapter of "Panic Cafe", and seek meaning in the Eyeshield 21 "Message from Goumoto Naoya" in the hope of purifying myself and once again properly maintaining my leadership position in Your Name.
In the name of the holy Kaidou!Bandanna, Fshuuuuuuuuu~